The Perfect Squelch...
Adam and Eve were not our first parents.
Cain and Abel never did exist.
Jesus did not walk on water.
Jesus did not miraculously multiply the loaves and fishes. Each person had a sandwich in his pocket.
The answer, and perfect squelch for all of those that I have heard, and
many other outlandish 'opinionated' remarks is....
"Oh, were you there?"
Enough said...
Compiled by Bob Stanley
March 2, 2011